(via hemoglobin)
fill’er up
this was not a mistake
NutQuik™
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
(via ugly)
reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
Me: @god why don’t I have a boyfriend
God: I sent you one but u ain’t like his eyebrows
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
*makes a phone call*
*walks around in circles*
Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.
Fucking stupid ass brain
Another fun fact- If you are falling in a dream and suddenly wake up. it is because your brain thought you were dying and started panicking.
(via ugly)
scary how fast someone can mean so much to you
Scary yet fascinating
(via dulect)